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Offset Smoking

Offset net worth: Kiari Kendrell Cephus aka Offset is a rapper, Migos member, and has a net worth of around $3 million bucks.

His millionaire journey went like so: born in the ATL; grew up with Quavo and Takeoff; the trio officially launched their rap group in 2009; in 2013, their single “Versace” got him noticed; in 2017, “Bad and Boujee” got him paid, opened the doors to collaborations with artists like Drake, Metro Boomin, 21 Savage, Macklemore; currently engaged to Cardi B, who’s pregnant with his kid; legal issues to boot.

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Serving Others Handshake

That’s the order.  And because every article on this website’s about dolla dolla bills y’all, I gotta remind you every now and then – people over profit.

It’s fine to be money-driven and have aspirations of becoming a millionaire, but taking care of customers has to be first priority.

And you can’t fake that.  You either give a damn or you don’t.  And if it’s the latter, a) shame on you, but b) find someone who does and hire them.  Let them love on your buyers while you sit in the back office, feet up, counting those fat stacks.  You’ll feel better about business, and there’ll be more to count.

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Copy Laws

When copywriting, there are three rules you must never break.  Unless you wanna settle for six figures.  Here they are.

1) Thou shall be interesting.

If not, fascinating.  But whatever you do, don’t be boring.  Which is precisely what most marketers are.  Take Bobby Blogger, for example.  Typing away, day after day, with no personality, no creativity, no passion, no excitement, nothing.  Then wonders why he’s not making much.  Bobby, broski, if Ambien couldn’t sleep at night, it’d read your blog.  Please, do somethin’ about it.

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Bag Money Principles

Here are five principles I try to reference when writing for profit.

Us versus them

Who’s the enemy?  (Or what?)  Like, the “greedy gurus” or “evil corporations” or “crooked politicians” or “dangerous CrossFit?”

Social proof

This could be celebrity endorsements; industry experts backing your product or service; testimonials; ratings; reviews; badges, seals, certificates (BBB accreditation, for example); media logos (as seen on ESPN, for example); subscriber counts (9,000 blog readers have already opted-in for this training, for example); shares (35,000 Likes, for example); notable past clients (we’ve worked with Nike, for example); case studies; tests; surveys.

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LaFlare Gucci

Gucci Mane net worth: Radric Delantic Davis aka Gucci Mane is a rapper with an approximate net worth of $15 million dollars.

Fun facts: Gucci’s family has a military background; wrote poems as a kid; graduated high school with a 3.0 GPA; got a college scholarship before dropping out; dealt drugs from teens to twenties; has served time for possession of booger sugar, battery, carrying concealed weapons, and more; beat a murder charge; appeared in movie called Birds of a Feather; has a New York Times bestseller titled The Autobiography of Gucci Mane; recently got sober, then married; may have a clothing line called Delantic coming out; considered one of the hardest-workers in all of hip-hop.

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Comic Millionaire

I was never into comics growing up, but here I am, grown-ass man, reading ’em.  Why?  Money, that’s why.

Comic books are filled with great writing.  And writing, I believe, is the most lucrative skill there is.  If you wanna sell more stuff, write articles, social media posts, video scripts, sales letters, emails, and ads that make people pull out their credit cards and buy, right?

But the thing is, you don’t wanna write like you were taught to in school.  It’s too stiff.  Puts people to sleep.  Instead, you gotta loosen up, break some rules, make it fun.

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Mike Bloomberg

Michael Bloomberg quotes: the former New York City mayor and business billionaire, Mike Bloomberg gives us these gems.

“Progress is not inevitable.  It’s up to us to create it.”

“In the game of life, when the final buzzer sounds, the only stat you carry with you is the number of assists you made.”

“Entrepreneurship is having an idea to do something great and not entirely have a plan on how to do it… but the drive and willpower to make it work.”

“Being an entrepreneur isn’t really about starting a business.  It’s a way of looking at the world: seeing opportunity where others see obstacles, taking risks when others take refuge.”

“After hard work, the biggest determinant is being in the right place at the right time.”

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Ann Curry Journalist

Ann Curry quotes: the famous television reporter’s wise words about work, humanity, leaving a legacy.

“Never ever give up, even – and especially when – there’s no chance of winning.”

“If you can have faith in your real self, you’ll suffer less.  Be bold about who you really are.”

“Maybe the best thing you’ll ever do, you haven’t even thought of yet.”

“When you treat yourself right, you run better and more efficiently.  Which means you don’t have to go 100 miles an hour to get everything done.”

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NBC Brian Williams

Brian Williams quotes: the NBC and MSNBC media figure’s famous quotes on work, humanity, faith, even the hot water he found himself in recently.

“A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.”

“We are the people who won the second World War and saved the world.  We went to the moon.  We gave the world the cell phone and Bruce Springsteen.  There’s no telling what we can accomplish.”

“You may find that making a difference for others makes the biggest difference in you.”

“I never suffered for lack of confidence.  I knew I would succeed; you have to.  I think I couldn’t go into any venture any other way.”

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Post Malone net worth: Austin Richard Post aka Post Malone, singer, songwriter, rapper, guitarist, giver of eargasms, has a net worth we’re estimating at $7 million dollars, and rising fast.

Posty’s path to success went like so: Papa Post, a disc jockey, introduced his baby boy to a lil’ thing called music.  All the genres.  Then, as Post got older, he played some serious Guitar Hero, which led to real guitar-strumming, which led to bands.

At 16, on his ‘puter, Post made his first mixtape, Young and After Them Riches.  Then came high school graduation, a short stint in a college you’ve never heard of, and a move to LA with his gamer buddy.

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Larry King Interview

Larry King quotes: radio and TV personality Larry King’s best soundbites.

“There is nothing in your destiny, nothing in your future that you cannot accomplish.”

“The secret of success is an absolute ungovernable curiosity.”

“Successful people who cannot express themselves well?  I can’t think of one.”

“If you have talent, I believe that talent will win out.  In other words, if you’re a good broadcaster, if you’re a funny comic, you’ll be heard.  If you know how to do a broadcast, if you’re a good newsman, if you can see an event and describe it, you’re going to be heard and you’re going to be seen.  So there’s always room.  Now with cable and satellite and internet, it’s endless.  You could blog, you could be your own talent.”

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Ashton Kutcher Wealth

Ashton Kutcher net worth: Ashton Kutcher, model, actor, TV personality, and investor, has a net worth of $225 million dollars.

Born and raised in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Kutcher briefly attended the University of Iowa – where he majored in biochemical engineering, of all things – before being bit by the modeling bug.

Enter NYC.  There, he rocked runways and even got gigs with Calvin Klein before moving to LA and landing a role on Fox’s That ’70s Show, which ran for eight years straight.

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Walters With Miley

Barbara Walters quotes: well-known American journalist and TV personality, Barbara Walters offers her thoughts on money, success, faith, family, and more.

“One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time.”

“To excel is to reach your own highest dream.  But you must also help others, where and when you can, to reach theirs.  Personal gain is empty if you do not feel you have positively touched another’s life.”

Work harder than everybody.  You’re not going to get it by whining, and you’re not going to get it by shouting, and you’re not going to get it by quitting.  You’re going to get it by being there.”

“The hardest thing you will ever do is trust yourself.”

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Steve Jobs Widow

Laurene Powell Jobs quotes: billionaire businesswoman and Steve Jobs’ widow, Laurene Powell talks education, money, and making your mark.

“To do what you wanna do, to leave a mark – in a way that you think is important and lasting – that’s a life well-lived.”

“I’ve always had this idea that you have to make the most of things.”

“Each of us has that potential, but some of us don’t get the chance to fulfill it.  Which means we all have work to do.”

“In the broadest sense, we want to use our knowledge and our network and our relationships to try to effect the greatest amount of good.”

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Alibaba Jack Ma

Jack Ma quotes: the billionaire Alibaba co-founder talks about dreams, innovation, opportunities, and more.

“Always keep in mind these three principles: what you want to do, what you should do, and for how long you should do it.”

“You never know how much you can do in your life.”

“Before you’re 30, work for a small company, learn passion, learn to dream.”

“If you are poor at 35… you deserve it.”

“Today is cruel.  Tomorrow is crueler.  And the day after tomorrow is beautiful.”

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