“Do you know how to catch a fake guru?” asks Peter Pru in yet another one of his YouTube ads, as he unironically stands in front of a pink mansion that’s not his. “Well let me tell you if you don’t already know.”
“You actually ask them to build your business for you. Because guess what: most gurus, the things that they teach, the concepts that they claim to have the ‘secret wealth formula,’ they actually haven’t done it themselves.”
Patrick Schwarzenegger quotes: for a dude with such rich and famous parents, he seems to have his sh*t together.
“Whatever seems like a lot when you’re just dreaming about it or thinking about it, when you write it down and you visualize what you can do every day to move closer towards those goals, it really helps. I learned it from my dad. Nothing is too much or too big. You can do it all, if you put your mind to it. It’s an incantation whose magic comes not from the words but from the work it inspires.”
“You could take it all away from me,” begins Adam Davies in his latest YouTube ad for The Local Boss. “My Rolex, my cars, my home, my cash—absolutely everything from me.”
“In fact, strip me naked if you have to. All I need is $100, a laptop, and the internet, and I’m able to generate a $50,000 per month income,” he continues.
Rob Bell quotes: the author’s most popular sayings.
“You create your life. You get to shape it, form it, steer it, make it into something. And you have way more power to do this than you realize.”
“What you do with your life is fundamentally creative work. The kind of life you lead, what you do with your time, how you spend your energies—it’s all part of how you create your life.”
“All work is ultimately creative work because all of us are taking part in the ongoing creation of the world.”
Anne Lamott quotes: beautifully-worded lessons from the writer.
“Life is change and what we need is muscle, flexibility, and awareness.”
“The dream must be vivid and continuous.”
“How do you begin? The answer is simple: you decide to.”
“When we search for something larger than our own selves to hook into, we can come through whatever life throws at us.”
“Here’s exactly how I’ve made over $100,000 within months, all from my bedroom, by starting and scaling a digital marketing agency without any prior marketing experience or knowledge,” says Jordan Le, as he walks along the beach (because of course he does) in his latest YouTube ad.
“Look guys, I get it. Just like many of you, I struggled to land new high-paying clients, and I was doing what other gurus were telling me to do. So I tried cold calling, cold emailing, spending money on ads, walking door-to-door, and even going to networking events,” he continued.
Have you guys seen this suspect ad by JBW Marketing Blueprint? Where a bunch of random people are opening up UPS and FedEx envelopes and pulling out checks for $3,500, $7,000, $12,800, all the way up to $21,000?
“This business is crazy I tell ya. This is the most powerful direct sales automated system on the planet!” says a voice in the background.
Andy Stanley quotes: wise words from the pastor.
“Everybody ends up somewhere in life. A few people end up somewhere on purpose.”
“Direction, not intention, determines your destination.”
“To get from where we don’t want to be to where we do want to be requires two things: time and a change of direction.”
William P. Young quotes: insight from the Canadian novelist.
“Dreams are sometimes important, you know. They can be a way of openin’ up the window and lettin’ the bad air out.”
“It’s not the work, but the purpose that makes it special.”
“Growth means change and change involves risk, stepping from the known to the unknown.”
Jason Bond learned how to trade stocks while working as a P.E. teacher. At one point he was a quarter-million dollars in debt. But, as he improved as a trader, began living well below his means, and with the help of some side hustles, he was able to pay it all off and eventually get ahead.
Today, instead of gym class, he teaches other investors how to profit with stocks, no matter what the market’s doing.
“Here’s a simple passive income business that allows you to be free,” says Abdul Samad in yet another cringey YouTube ad. “You probably don’t know about it. But let me tell you what you do know about: billboards.”
“Take a guess how much passive income a billboard like this [flashes a ‘Discover Los Angeles’ billboard] would generate each month,” he continues.
Bob Goff quotes: personal development tips by the lawyer turned author.
“Figure out what fuels your joy, then do lots of that.”
“Accepting the invitation to show up in life is about moving from the bleachers to the field. It’s moving from developing opinions to developing options. It’s about having things matter to us enough that we stop just thinking about those things and actually do something about them.”
“No one is remembered for what they only planned to do.”
Patrick Mahomes quotes: sayings by the filthy rich QB.
“Follow your dreams and not just do what everyone thinks you should do, but follow your dreams.”
“Not a lot of people see that when you’re growing up—you don’t get to see that people really have to work hard to become as good as they are.”
Adrian Peterson quotes: the running back gets real.
“When you want to be great you have to expect great things for yourself.”
“If you don’t think that you’re the best, how do you become the best? It’s all about believing you are the best.”
“If you love it, you can continue to play at a high level.”
“The only way to get consulting clients in today’s market is cold email,” 90 Day Pipeline founder, Ahmad Munawar, says sarcastically in a new YouTube ad. “No, no, wait, sorry, no. I’m sorry. One more time. The only way to get consulting clients in today’s market is… Facebook ads.”
“No, no, hold on… hold on. Just a minute here. It’s LinkedIn. No, no: Instagram. Kidding. It’s referrals. Or is it podcasting?” he jokes.