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Millionaire Affirmations Make Me Laugh

Affirmed Millionaires

Affirmations are just mental masturbation.  Pleasurable, but not productive.

“Money is everywhere.”  “I believe in abundance.”  “Every day I grow richer.”  “Becoming a millionaire is my destiny.”  “I attract success into my life.”

If only it were that easy.  Just say these words a few times a day and watch the money pour in.  (Please.)

And don’t tell me about all the science that says you can trick your subconscious mind.  I don’t buy it.  Take a look around.  If cheesy chants were the only thing separating middle class from millionaire?  What, you don’t think the secret would spread like wildfire?  And 30 days from now, everybody’d affirm their way to the top tax bracket?  (C’mon.)

There’s no magical seven figure sayings.  Just common sense, real skills, hard work, consistency, and calculated risk.  And if you do those things, belief builds on its own.  No affirmations necessary.

Cory Johnson: your momma’s neighbor’s side chick’s last Uber Eats delivery guy’s third-favorite blogger. Here’s how he makes millions of dollars blogging without being bothered.