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The Old Millionaire

Just the tip: if you think it’s never gonna happen, remember, plenty of people made history later in life:

  • J. K. Rowling was 36 when she wrote Harry Potter.
  • Vera Wang was 41 when she became a fashion designer.
  • Sam Walton was 44 when he opened the first Walmart.
  • Leonardo da Vinci was 51 when he painted the Mona Lisa.
  • Ray Kroc was 59 when he made McDonald’s his bish.
  • Noah Webster was 66 when he published his dictionary.
  • Nelson Mandela was 75 when he became president of South Africa.
  • Clara Peller was 81 when she starred in Wendy’s “Where’s the beef?” ad campaign.
  • Gladys Burrill was 92 when she ran the Honolulu marathon.

If you’re doing the right work, your payoff is coming; actually, it could just be incontinence.  Might wanna wear an extra pair of underwear… just in case.

Kidding.  You got this.

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