I’ve written thousands of articles on all things millionaire.  You should read every one of ’em.  To help, I’ve organized urrthing by category:

Actually?  If I were you?

I’d open Millyuns on your phone and just leave it up.  Refresh it throughout the day.  It’s an IV drip, shooting money-making magic through your veins.  For best results, leave the needle in.

Here’s what you can expect:

Lots of net worths, quotes, short videos, tips, skills, rants, and beer battered lessons… to help you become a millionaire while you’re still young enough to enjoy it.

So you can buy a house that’s too big, a car that’s too fast, and bling you won’t wear.  Which’ll attract newer, faker friends.  Of course, they’ll be even more materialistic than you.  So now you gotta become a multi-millionaire… to keep up with them.  Cuz f*ck the Joneses.  And also #Science.  Duh.

And the cycle repeats itself.

Until, ultimately, you end up miserable.  But rich AF.  You’re welcome.