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Oh Nothin’: Dad’s Just Out Here Livin’ His Best Life

I wanna high-five the hell outta this guy.

When he busted out the robot, I bet, no less than six angels got their wings.

Related: when you show up to the party sober.

Cory Johnson: likes bumping #OnRepeat through the Bang & Olufsen sound system in his naturally aspirated V10; post-workout pumps; curvy women; Will Ferrell; Dave Chappelle; and your mom’s potato salad. He hates awkward handshakes. But who cares? Let’s talk about you.