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F*ck Carbs

Just the tip: carbohydrates gotta go.  Cut ’em completely if you can.  If not, get as close to zero as possible.

Get those calories, instead, from fatty animal products.  Yes… I said fatty.  I know, I know.  Sounds backwards.  After all… fat’s bad, right?

Plus, wait.  No carbs?  I mean… what is there to eat then?  No fruit?  No veggies?  No bread?  Pasta?  Sugary Starbucks drinks?  Booze?!?

Sounds about as pleasant as a paper cut to the eyeball, huh?

Now look, I’m not gonna go into all the science-y sh*t.  Ketosis this, carnivore that.  I’ll stay in my (millionaire) lane.  But I do think you’ll look and feel better – and therefore, work better – by kickin’ carbs to the curb.

Why do I say that?  Well, because, I’ve been doing this, myself, for the last six weeks… and here’s what I’ve experienced:

  • I sleep better.
  • I eat as much as I want.
  • And STILL lose fat.
  • My six-pack is almost back.
  • Yet, my muscles are fuller.
  • I have more energy.
  • I’m more focused.
  • Higher testosterone.

Basically, I feel like a lion.

Like, I will bite your torso off, sear it, bathe it in butter, grind some fresh sea salt onto it, then eat it for sustenance.

Literally, if you’re a cow.

Figuratively, if you’re a human in my way or a problem that needs solved or a goal that needs met.

But um.  Anyways.  If you’d like to feel unstoppable, why not try it for a month?

If you do, here’s what I suggest:

Load up on grass-fed, grass-finished ribeyes; pastured eggs; wild-caught salmon; grass-fed butter; sea salt; water.  Consume as much as you want.  No carbs means no insulin spike, which means no love handles.  Regardless of caloric intake.

Want extra credit?

Do all your daily eating within a six hour window, after fasting for 18 hours.  That could be one big-ass meal, or two semi-big meals.  But this’ll supercharge it, I’m tellin’ ya.

Oh, and let’s not forget:

Business-wise, because of all that science I left out, you’re likely to feel a little more Bill Gates, a little less Will Ferrell.

PS, if you’re worried about said science, here’s who I recommend you learn from:

  1. Dr. Ken Berry
  2. Dr. Paul Saladino
  3. Dr. Shawn Baker

PPS, don’t be one of those f*ckin’ dorks who spends four hours a day chatting about this sh*t in forums, but never actually does it.  Do your due diligence, f*ckin’ try it, and see what happens.

Related: they’re lying.

Cory Johnson: CEO of a business he has yet to launch. As seen on your mom’s phone. Scaled to 7-figures in seven seconds selling a course on selling courses. Kidding. Watch this.