Ed Sheeran with the largest understatement of 2011. Jeez.
I swear Michael Phelps is a human honey badger. In a Speedo.
JFK seemed like such a G. He was probably the original panty mic dropper.
Mark Twain with some word porn. What’s new?
Oh nothing. Just Steve Jobs in front of the most important garage in history. And whatever the aliens donated for Apple’s new headquarters, below it.
Mom: “Cristiano, smile for the camera.”
Cristiano:
Tiger motherf*cking Woods. Golf GOAT. Wears one helluva red Nike shirt too.
Next: epic ad fails.
