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Boy Takes Spoonful Of Hershey’s Cocoa, Immediately Regrets It

The ol’ dust cough!  Tell me that hasn’t happened to you a time or two.  (Liar.)

PS, that’s basically how my first few internet businesses went down.  (*Gee, this is a good idea.  Wait, no.  No.  What the f*ck was I thinking?)

Related: me with and without coffee.

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