Boy Takes Spoonful Of Hershey’s Cocoa, Immediately Regrets It

The ol’ dust cough! Tell me that hasn’t happened to you a time or two. (Liar.)

PS, that’s basically how my first few internet businesses went down. (*Gee, this is a good idea. Wait, no. No. What the f*ck was I thinking?)

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