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This Construction Worker Chose The Wrong Profession

Construction buddies: “STFU Enrique, you know you can’t dance.”

Enrique: “Here, hold my hammer.”

Related: this boy is so extra.

Cory Johnson: likes bumping #OnRepeat through the Bang & Olufsen sound system in his naturally aspirated V10; post-workout pumps; big boobs; dumb comedy; and your mom’s potato salad. He hates awkward handshakes. But who cares? Let’s talk about you.