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This Construction Worker Chose The Wrong Profession

Construction buddies: “STFU Enrique, you know you can’t dance.”

Enrique: “Here, hold my hammer.”

Related: this boy is so extra.

Cory Johnson: your second cousin’s neighbor’s boyfriend’s side chick’s third-favorite writer. Believes, to stay woke, one needs a good night’s sleep. Worth $11 million. Calls THIS the best way to become a millionaire today.