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When You Level Up

And go from sheep to G.O.A.T., it’s like:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain’t tryna stunt, homie
The gross of your career’s just a month for me
I know the last couple years been a slump for ya
And now you mad that I got the one-up on ya

And that’s where my mind’s been lately.  I’m not worried about the next million; I’m wakin’ up, goin’: “What can I do today to become the greatest creative writer online?”

Knowing, even if I never claim the title, just being in contention is a) pretty cool and b) worth many many many millions.  Probably way more than the goal I have set for myself anyways.

Cory Johnson: likes bumping #OnRepeat through the Bang & Olufsen sound system in his naturally aspirated V10; post-workout pumps; curvy women; Will Ferrell; Dave Chappelle; and your mom’s potato salad. He hates awkward handshakes. But who cares? Let’s talk about you.