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When You Level Up

And go from sheep to G.O.A.T., it’s like:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain’t tryna stunt, homie
The gross of your career’s just a month for me
I know the last couple years been a slump for ya
And now you mad that I got the one-up on ya

And that’s where my mind’s been lately.  I’m not worried about the next million; I’m wakin’ up, goin’: “What can I do today to become the greatest creative writer online?”

Knowing, even if I never claim the title, just being in contention is a) pretty cool and b) worth many many many millions.  Probably way more than the goal I have set for myself anyways.

Cory Johnson: your momma’s neighbor’s side chick’s last Uber Eats delivery guy’s third-favorite blogger. Here’s how he makes millions of dollars blogging without being bothered.