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Kale Abrahamson, Taylor Hiott: Cringe Kings

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Kale Abrahamson and Taylor Hiott are making millions of dollars hawking their how-to-make-money-online-with-Amazon-FBA programs, Nine University and KT VIP.

Who cares?  Good for them.  I’m just fascinated by how they’re doin’ it.  These dudes put out some of the cringiest content I’ve ever seen.  Like, I literally get embarrassed—for them—when I watch their videos.  And again, who cares?  They’re laughing all the way to the bank.  But can we at least take a look at the evidence and crown these two the undisputed “Kings of Cringe” once and for all?  (Say yes.)  Awesome, here goes.

Exhibit A, which was being run as a Facebook ad, which is how I discovered ’em in the first place:

So then I do a little digging online.  Run into their YouTube.  And suffer-through Exhibit B:

Bro.  If Trying Too Hard and Awkward got sh*t-faced, hooked up, and ended up having two baby boys, and they grew up to teach fulfillment by Amazon, tell me that’s not Taylor and Kale.  (Amiright?!?)

“Hmm, what else?” I thought to myself.  “Wonder if they’re flexin’ for the Gram?”  Duh.  Course they were.  Which is where I saw Exhibit C:

I mean, we get it, Kale.  You’re so extra, it’s coming out your pores.  But why drag this poor girl into it?

So yeah, I rest my case.  What do you guys think?  Cringe Kings or what?

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PS, I’m happy for ’em though.  Seriously.  Not just ’cause they’re making millions, but because they’re clearly not worried about what anyone else thinks.  Pretty refreshing.

Cory Johnson: multi-millionaire; energy drink drinker; his playlists are like cocaine for your nose if your nose was your ears; now watch this.