I mean… I wanna turn him into a onesie and wear him on the weekends.
Lookin’ up at Jess like: “What? I made a pee-pee. Now here’s the part where you carry me back to the McMansion.”
So adorable… I’d punt him off a cliff… run to the bottom to catch him… save his precious wittle wife… then attack him with kisses.
“I’d read the terms and conditions for this lil’ guy.” – Jeff Samis