
Jerks.

Facts.

If Siri would f*ckin’ speak up.

Ass(ets) for days.

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

But I hit publish an hour ago.

Sheesh: worse than pickin’ the next Netflix series to watch.

Too bad there’s not a filter for your soul, Judy.

Savage. Prob’ly clicked on their AdWords ad too.
Next, internet marketer slang.