Not like this anyway:
“We exist to completely and synergistically simplify social media marketing to meet our clients’ needs.”
I don’t know about you, but I’d rather take a nosedive off a tall building than hire that company.
Like, what are they even talking about? Isn’t tweeting simple enough? And what are my needs? And who are your clients? Do I qualify? Seriously.
Was the goal in writing that mission statement to sound as smart as possible without really saying anything? (If so, well-played.)
This type of thing is outdated. It has no place in modern context.
Today’s millionaires don’t spend time coming up with empty rhetoric to sound sophisticated – they’re too busy taking action.