1) Woke up at 11:15.
2) Haven’t had my coffee.
3) Starbucks is six minutes away.
4) I’d probably need to get gas to make it there.
5) F*ck that.
6) Damn I’m hungry.
7) Chipotle sounds good.
8) I should get a chicken burrito bowl.
9) DoorDash will be here in 45 minutes.
10) Just enough time to sneak in an episode of Stranger Things.
*Sixty-three minutes later, feels guilty for contemplating a nap.
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