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10 Reasons Internet Marketers Rarely Get Anything Done Before Noon

Chip Chicken Bowl

1) Woke up at 11:15.

2) Haven’t had my coffee.

3) Starbucks is six minutes away.

4) I’d probably need to get gas to make it there.

5) F*ck that.

6) Damn I’m hungry.

7) Chipotle sounds good.

8) I should get a chicken burrito bowl.

9) DoorDash will be here in 45 minutes.

10) Just enough time to sneak in an episode of Stranger Things.

*Sixty-three minutes later, feels guilty for contemplating a nap.

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