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A Swift Kick In The Pants

Bulldozer Earth

Dear Millyuns reader:

I know your pain.  You wanna make millions of dollars.  But it’s not happening.  Yet.

You think it will.  Most days.  After all, you’re doing all the right things.

Devouring “must-read” business books.  Listenin’ to popular podcasts on entrepreneurship.  Watching videos where millionaires and billionaires share their stories.

And you’re doin’ the work too.  Studying, sharpening skills, setting goals, creating content, grinding it out day after day.

And maybe nothing’s happening.  So every once in a while, your confidence dips.  You start to question yourself, then the process, then you distract yourself with other shiny sh*t. 

But you always come back, don’t you?

Cuz you know this is you.  You’re an artist.  You’re meant to create.  So do it, dammit.  Show up every motherf*ckin’ day.  And type your f*cking heart out.  Spill your soul one keystroke at a time.

Stop at nothing.  Do whatever it takes for as long as it takes.

Till you’re claiming your little corner of the internet, impacting millions, making millions, fulfilled AF.

But you gotta get after it.  No one’s gonna hand it to you.

Like, the Committee of Greatness ain’t just gonna call ya up one day, and go: “Yo, guess what, you’ve been nominated.”

Doesn’t work like that, man.

You gotta bulldoze b*tchassness when it gets in your way.

That’s the only way.  Forward!  Don’t hesitate, don’t backtrack.  Just plow straight ahead.  Through what-ifs and yeah-buts and I-don’t-feel-like-its and setbacks and stresses and haters and whatever else.

Now where’s your hard hat?

Cory Johnson: your momma’s neighbor’s side chick’s last Uber Eats delivery guy’s third-favorite blogger. Here’s how he makes millions of dollars blogging without being bothered.