How Millionaires Do Dessert

Seven Figure Pie

Millionaire pie – yep, it’s a thing.  Fast and easy to make, too.

Here’s how.

First, snag the following ingredients:

  • 2 cups sifted powdered sugar
  • 1/4 pound butter, softened
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 2 (9-inch) pie crusts, baked
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • Another 1/2 cup sifted powdered sugar
  • 1 cup canned crushed pineapple, drained
  • 1/2 cup chopped pecans

Then, simply follow these directions:

  1. Cream two cups of powdered sugar and butter with electric mixer until nice n’ fluffy.
  2. Add in your eggs, salt, and vanilla.
  3. Beat some more.
  4. Put half the mixture into each pie crust, then spread evenly.
  5. Let it chill.
  6. Take your heavy cream and whip until stiff.
  7. Blend your half-cup of powdered sugar in.
  8. Mix in pineapple and pecans.
  9. Add this mixture to the top.
  10. Chill thoroughly, and you’re done.

Ooh that’s rich.  Enjoy.

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