
Yeah, well, at least CD sent me child support. D*ck.

Breath like a bum sh*t in his mouth.

Major munchies brah.

Hey, at least his male pattern baldness was spared.

Wouldn’t mind givin’ those a good squeeze.

Clear, like the conscience of a sociopath.

He must not have went to college. Wink.
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