1. Kiss FM 97.7
- “Yeah, well, at least ‘CD’ sent me child support. D*ck.”
2. Listermint Mouthwash
- Breath like a bum sh*t in his mouth.
- Major munchies.
4. Lazer Helmets
- Hey, at least his male pattern baldness was spared.
- Wouldn’t mind givin’ those a good squeeze.
- Clear, like the conscience of a sociopath.
7. One Life
- He must not have went to college. Wink.
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