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7 Clever Print Ads

Cassette Dad

Yeah, well, at least CD sent me child support.  D*ck.

Bad Breath Ambulance

Breath like a bum sh*t in his mouth.

KitKat Bench

Major munchies brah.

Hospital Helmet

Hey, at least his male pattern baldness was spared.

Orange Bra

Wouldn’t mind givin’ those a good squeeze.

Glassex Magic

Clear, like the conscience of a sociopath.

Sleep Hands

He must not have went to college.  Wink.

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Cory Johnson: likes bumping #OnRepeat through the Bang & Olufsen sound system in his naturally aspirated V10; post-workout pumps; curvy women; Will Ferrell; Dave Chappelle; and your mom’s potato salad. He hates awkward handshakes. But who cares? Let’s talk about you.