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Joe Exotic Quotes

Joseph Allen Maldonado Passage

Joe Exotic quotes: meme-able sh*t that came outta this man’s mouth.

“Those who do things in a certain way, whether on purpose or accidentally, get rich.”

“Everybody’s got a past.”

“I’m Joe Exotic, otherwise known as the Tiger King: the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet.”

“People don’t come to see the tigers; they come to see me.”

“I’m outspoken, good-looking, love to party and have fun.”

“Me and Carole made money off each other.  We became popular off of each other because I was her number one most wanted cub abuser that she could make money off of, and she was my number one murdered-her-husband-and-fed-him-to-the-tigers-and… crazy b*tch out there that I could make music videos and sh*t about.”

“I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage.  Dying doesn’t scare me.”

“We say no to drugs, because drugs make your teeth fall out and you get really ugly and don’t have any friends.”

“This is my own little town.  I’m the mayor, the prosecutor, the cop and the executioner.”

“I’d like to thank you for all of the publicity you’ve been giving me… because I am making tons of money.  Drama makes money.”

“I made a small fortune on my private zoo, and then lost it all in a maelstrom of jealous feuds, mysterious fires, failed political campaigns and convoluted murder plots.”

“Come hell or high water, at some point, I’m gonna make world news, okay?”

“You know it would be nice if I could actually see me being famous out there.  It’s now time to turn the tables and Joe get out of jail a free man and exonerated from all these charges.”

“When I walk out of here, am I going to be as crazy as before?  That will never change.”

“I don’t think we’re done blowing sh*t up today.”

“Make America exotic again.”

“Smile everyone!  Life could be worse.”

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