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DJ Khaled Quotes

Funny Words DJ Khaled

DJ Khaled quotes: a list of Khaled’s most epic sayings.

“We the best.”

“Bless up.”

“Another one.”

“Major key alert.”

“Stay focused.”



“Lion order.”

“Yes boy, yes boy, yes boy, yes boy.”

“I love Fan Luv.”

“I promise you.”

“It’s a vibe.”

“Mogul talk.”

“Cloth talk can happen at any time.”

“The key is to make it.”

“They don’t want you to win.”

“They don’t want you to eat breakfast.”

“They don’t want you to jet ski.”

“Don’t play yourself; reward yourself.”

“Give thanks to the most high.”

“Everything is off the record.”

“Billi’s back.”

“It’s a cold world.  Bundle up.”

“Be a star.  Be a superstar.”

“They never said winning was easy.”

“Baby, you smart.  You loyal.  You a genius.”

“They will try to close the door on you.  Just open it.”

“My fans expect me to be greater and keep being great.”

“You gotta water your plants.  Nobody can water them for you.”

“The other day the grass was brown; now it’s green ’cause I ain’t give up.”

“I can deal with everything.  I got the answer for anything.  This DJ Khaled.”

“I tell myself every day I love my Jacuzzi, I love my marble floors, I love my high ceilings.”

“I’m all about peace.  I’m all about unity.  I’m all about love.”

“I put cocoa butter all over my face and my iconic belly and my arms and legs.  Why live rough?  Live smooth.”

“Ride with me through the journey of more success and more blessings.”

“They want to kick you when you’re down, but kick it with you when you’re up.”

“The key is to enjoy life, because they don’t want you to enjoy life.”

“I’m gonna go hard no matter what because I gotta feed my family and I gotta feed myself.”

“I know that I’ve been put on this earth to make people happy, to inspire people, and to uplift people.  That’s a beautiful thing.”

“What I’m trying to tell you is that it’s almost impossible to drive a jet ski at night time unless you’re in a city with lights lit up so you can navigate.  Besides being pitch black, that water turn black at night.  Listen, I don’t recommend it.”

“I feel like people can relate to me because we all go through wins and roadblocks and passion and pain, and it’s a vibe.”

“The key to more success is to have a lot of pillows.  A lot of ’em.”

“You do know it cost money to put a t-shirt on your back?  You do know it cost money to have a house?  You do know it cost money to eat?  Get money.  Don’t let these people fool you.”

“Watch your back.  But more importantly, when you get out the shower, dry your back.”

“The key to more success is a clean heart and a clean face.”

“They wanna come stress me out?  Heh.  Bye.”

“Congratulations, you played yourself.”

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