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Dying: When You Show Up To The Party Sober And Everyone’s Already Faded

This is exactly why the “pre-party” even became a thing.

Related: old man destroys dance routine.

Cory Johnson: likes bumping #OnRepeat through the Bang & Olufsen sound system in his naturally aspirated V10; post-workout pumps; big boobs; dumb comedy; and your mom’s potato salad. He hates awkward handshakes. But who cares? Let’s talk about you.