What’s next? You gonna tell me a toddler could open it?
“Don’t worry, Billy, mom just hasn’t taken her ‘sadness bath’ yet.”
She’s just lucky to be in it, dammit!
Dreams really can come true!
Now fetch me another and then get this sh*t cleaned up ASAP.
This man deserves a trophy of some sort.
Smells like someone’s not gonna get backhanded this fine morning!
The struggle was real.
… and your sloppy husband watches football!
At my feet? Naked? Nice! (Assuming the laundry’s done, of course!)
Related: advertising oopsies.