Every Instagram Influencer Be Like

That’s messed up.

But that’s social media for ya. Which is why I stay off – as long as I’m not running ads – and certainly don’t compare myself to these fake-ass influencers.

Cory Johnson: your momma’s neighbor’s side chick’s last Uber Eats delivery guy’s third-favorite blogger. Here’s how he makes millions of dollars blogging without being bothered.