Every Instagram Influencer Be Like

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That’s messed up.

But that’s social media for ya. Which is why I stay off – as long as I’m not running ads – and certainly don’t compare myself to these fake-ass influencers.

Cory Johnson: your neighbor’s nephew’s side chick’s third-favorite writer. Believes, to stay woke, one needs a good night’s sleep. Worth $11 million. Calls THIS the #1 way to become a millionaire today.

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