These are for you.
1.
My body is a corpse.
2.

See also:
Retail worker: “Anything I can help ya find?”
Me: “Pretty good.”
3.
Instagram: @TheRealBrosOfSimiValley
“Yo, Zan, get your boy, dawg.” (I’m weak.)
4.

Especially when you took an L at recess.
5.
Instagram: @HaHaDavis, @ComedianBBarry1
*When movies try to drag out who really got shot. (So true.)
Related: Drake memes.