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My body is a corpse.

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Retail worker: “Anything I can help ya find?”

Me: “Pretty good.”

“Yo, Zan, get your boy, dawg.” (I’m weak.)

Especially when you took an L at recess.

*When movies try to drag out who really got shot. (So true.)

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